Behold the Kickmen

Two masculine figures in football uniforms stand in a change room. Text reads, 'Pedro Brutus: I'll be thinking of you later whilst I kiss beautiful girls. And a toast, perhaps? A toast to the idiot losers who will never win the World Cup. Bwah-hah-haaaah!'
  • Developer: Size Five Games
  • Publisher: Size Five Games
  • Year: 2017
  • Genre: Casual Sports
  • Platform/s: PC

Behold the Kickmen features a male player-character who is bullied by a rival named Pedro. Despite negative interactions with each other, it is revealed that the player-character is attracted to Pedro.